iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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(Source: glowcloud)



myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing





tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off




bestofnowyoukno:

ripvanwatson:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know candles can be lit by their vapor tail. (Source)

Because smoke isn’t vapour, it’s solid carbon particulates, which burn just like coal. It’s essentially a vertical fuse

sluttynuggets:

dizzydicks:

omgbuglen:

An inflatable lawn tent. Imagine laying in this while it’s raining.

but imagine, you are sitting all alone in this thing with a cat or something, and suddenly a bomb comes and the world is literally destroyed. But for some reason, your bubble isn’t. So then radioactive zombies and stuff and it’s just a cat, you, and your bubble against a million zombies.


what the fuck????? ????????? ??????????????????


devonianecho:

houka1numuta:

four years ago my physics class and i made a chair ball. every chair in the room is balanced on one
somehow it ended up on i can has cheezburger. my accomplishments have become memes

Failblog no less.



adoringbeyonce:

  • THIS TOUR

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  • BEY AND JAY ON STAGE, TOGETHER??? INDIVIDUALLY??

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  • THE SETLIST?????????

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  • JAYONCÉ MOMENTS EVERY DAY????????????????

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  • HER COSTUMES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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  • THE TOUR MERCHANDISE??!?!?!?!?!?!?! 

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